Common
Gripes.
Frequently asked questions for the impatient.
Frequently asked questions for the impatient.
Because a human cut it with a blade, not a laser-guided robot. Check the "Process" page. We call it 'character.'
No. We spent a lot of time coming up with these specific insults. Use a pen if you have something better to say.
Check your email for tracking. If it's been more than 10 days in Australia, then we can talk. Until then, take it up with the postie.
Only if it's actually damaged. "I changed my mind" isn't a valid reason. See our Refunds page for the legal jargon.