Our
Regrets.
A manifesto of sorts. mostly just excuses.
A manifesto of sorts. mostly just excuses.
Because the world didn't need another card with a gold-foil sunset and a poem about "new beginnings."
We make cards for the real moments: the awkward housewarmings, the forced holidays, and the fact that you still haven't unfriended that person from high school.
"Honesty is the best policy. Sarcasm is a close second."
— Management (probably)
If we can't say it in 5 words or less, it's not worth printing on 300GSM GLOSS COATED.
Our designs are inspired by the looks we give people in the grocery store checkout line.
Designed and printed in Melbourne by people who drink too much coffee and talk too little.